- start of game: ALRIGHT HERE WE GO BOYS HERE WE GO LET'S GET PUMPED
- being down one goal: ok alright lets get our shit together we've got this
- being up one goal: ok good start boys good start just one goal closer to the cup lets just keep this lead
- being down three or more goals: OK YOU LITTLE SHITS YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME I DEDICATED MY LIFE TO YOU FOR 7 FUCKING MONTHS YOU BETTER START PLAYING WITH SOME FUCKING ENERGY AND MAKE A PRETTY SPECTACULAR FUCKING COMEBACK
- being up three or more goals: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS LAWDDDD STANLEY HERE WE COME NOTHING CAN STOP US WE ARE INVINCIBLE THIS IS OUR YEAR ALL THE WAY BABY I LOVE MY TEAM YESSSS
- in OT: *inserts breathing tube just for safety precautions*
- getting ready for school: i've worn my jersey every day for six straight days is this sanitary probably not hashtag because its the cup
- studying: no
- sleeping: no
- anything that doesn't involve hockey: no
IT WAS THE NIGHT IT WAS THE MOON IT WAS THE GREEN GRASS AND THE GARDEN THE VICTORY AND THE SIN I KNOW YOU’RE WEARY LOOK AT ME FLAILING IN THE CORNER HERE’S A TOWEL GO ON THROW IT INN IT WAS A MATTERRR OF TIIIMMEE CAN’T YOU SEE THAT IT’S TEARING ME UP INSIDE LOOK WHAT’S LAID AT OUR FEEEETT IT’S THE WRECKAGE OF BROKEN DREAMS AND BURNED OUT HALOS AND IT’S HERE ON OUR STREET
- Brandon: People, I got a feeling tonight...
- [Crowd scream]
- Brandon: We came all the way from the Mojave Desert, Las Vegas, Nevada, to tell you about it tonight...
- [Crowd scream]
- Brandon: You wanna hear about it say yeah!
- Crowd: Yeah!
- Brandon: Well its not in my heart, because its colder than that. Its not in my blood, its deeper than that. Im talking about Bones!